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The Aristocats (1970), Once Upon a Time Disney made Art

Dec 28, 2017 5:17 pm
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Smutty here with another classic animation film!

4chan's /co/ board was rambling about The Aristocats (1970) today. This is one of those Disney movies that was made with artists and hands, instead of computers and formulas. CEO Michael Eisner had not brought the company down yet.

Here are some of the anon takes on Aristocats. I'm going to start out with somebody who agrees with Smutty!

    From an artistic standpoint, it's really nice. The water color backgrounds mixed with the oil paints is a nice touch, along with Milt Kahl animating sequences, and the "sketchy" aesthetic that goes with it.

Yeah plot-wise, it's kind of safe and inoffensive, but this was back when Disney movies were meant to be watch for the value of the art, and not so much for the plot. I guess that philosophy changed somewhere in the 80s.
    It was okay. Iffy pacing and a weak story, but still a cute and okay movie.

The granny is downright retarded for not giving the money to the butler though, I don't see how he didn't deserve it more than the cats.
    As someone who never grew up with it, I thought it was pretty cute and charming. It has its boring points, but I wouldn't say it's bad. Just not one of the best, I can't believe how much merchandise Disney pedals with this movie still.
    It sucks but it has Duchess.
    >O'Malley willingly becomes a cuckold and raises Duchess's three kittens

It was way ahead of it's time.

Also Everybody Wants to be a Cat is one of the best disney songs
    Duchess is ironically the cutest cat in the whole movie, and she's the adult. Gabor's voice works wonders.
    Duchess' point was that she wanted to be refined and elegant like her owner, and actively encouraged her kids to stop behaving like animals.
    I wish we'd go back to low stakes, simple stories like this again for a bit. Nowadays everything's gotta be epic.
    Agreed.I like the high stakes movies too, but they do get tiring after a while. I miss when Disney would occasionally just put out slice of life movies like Pooh or Lady and the Tramp. But the adventure and/or princess movies are the big moneymakers, and even more than that, they're the only movies John Lasseter has ever shown any interest in, so we're probably stuck with them for a while.
    >implying there is a single male cat on the planet that is not a cuckold

The reason many litters look so diverse is because the mama usually has multiple baby daddies knocking her up at the same time, that is just how they roll man.
    Everybody Wants to be a Cat is one of the best disney songs
    7/10 okay tier. Top-notch songs, too. Uncle Waldo scene is GOAT and so is the Napoleon and Lafayette slapstick.

Smutty is the author of the best-selling book, 100 Things To Do That Are More Fun Than Sticking Your Dick into a Cigarette Lighter. Abandoned by his mother days after hatching, he has a life goal of making the world feel his pain. Hates faggy sports leagues like the NBA and NFL, likes to bitch-slap liberals, and generally disapproves of feminists and other degenerate bitches.

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