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Clowntable Discussion: Winter Olympics Wimp-out

Dec 27, 2013 7:09 pm
ProfessorWinston By ProfessorWinston
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President Obama has announced that he will not attend the Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia but instead send some lesbian ladies in his place. Let's join our panel as they discuss the growing tension between the United States' money-stealer-in-chief and Putin's Russian regime.

Gentleman...and Bastian...it looks like the strength of Russian President Vladimir Putin has altered President Obama's behavior once again. Instead of attending the Winter Olympics, as is customary for the President of the world's richest nation to do, he has instead decided to send some lesbian surrogates in his place including former tennis player Billie Jean King. They will represent the U.S. at the opening and closing ceremonies. Thoughts?


Well, those two are about as different as two people can possibly be, at least in terms of personality and world view, not quite so much in terms of economic ideology. On the west hand, you have Obama who represents the panty-waist, tweeting, money-stealing, historically-ignorant idiot who is typical in the US, and who thinks he is smart just because the "strong majority" of Americans who mirror those traits elected him. On the east hand, you have Putin who is on his way to becoming a truly elite figure in history due to his individualism, classical manly qualities, and endless determination to transform Russia into what he thinks it should be.


I'm organizing a Twitter protest of the Putin Olympics! They should have it in a more LGBT-friendly city. Bring the trannies to San Frannie!


Bastian, you stupid son of a bitch, for once I agree with you. The Olympics are the gayest event of the year so it is out of place in a bad-ass country like Russia.


Point taken, Mr. Smutters, but not everyone makes that association. There is prestige and economic benefit in hosting the Olympics. Even Hitler wanted the Olympics in Germany. He actually wanted every Olympics to be held in Germany. Anyway, going back to the topic, why do you think Obama made this decision?


To put LGBT in the limelight and to give some more respect to Billie Jean King for her amazingly accomplished tennis career of course!


On the surface, he wants us to think that. However, it is obvious to anyone who has followed the situation that he is terrified of Putin.

When Obama first came into office, Putin was in his 4-year Prime Minister stint. During Obama's trip to Russia, Putin wanted to talk to him and they did, as recorded on camera. Putin dominated him and afterwards Obama used the excuse that the Prime Minister usually does not engage in these types of talks to try to avoid further conversation. He instead wanted to talk to the weaker Dmitry Medvedev.

Ironically, and hilariously, Putin found a loophole to become the Russian President again in 2012. He then made a fool out of Obama in the Snowden/NSA situation and by squashing the Peace Prize Winner's plans to bomb Syria. Instead, Putin became a worldwide hero by brokering a deal at the last minute. Innocent Syrian kids were happy. Obama was probably more than a little disappointed.


Kids?! Kids?! Putin won't even let me give them my gay propoganda...the nerve of some people!


You shouldn't be giving them any propoganda, you dumb-ass.


There, there. So the President of the country with the world's strongest military has his arm twisted by a president of a fallen power? Seems a bit odd, doesn't it?


Professor, you have to understand that Putin had a meteoric rise to power largely due to his own inner strength. Obama was the product of a political machine who just promised a little more stolen loot, or should I say borrowed loot, to the voters than did the other side of the aisle. It's plainly obvious to anyone who values the right qualities who the better man is. When push comes to shove, Putin will push Obama around like a rag doll every time. Obama will always come up with some illogical excuse why he can't confront Putin, as he did when Snowden went to Russia.


Hell, every Muslim leader in the world pushes Obama around like a rag doll!


So what? At least they don't hate us like they did when Bush was in charge!


Well Bush, don't get me started on him. He acted like a Democrat by keeping the interest rate low via the Fed and by trying to give subprime people loans that they could not afford. Consequently, he largely contributed to the Financial Crisis of 2007-08.

His foreign policy, on the other hand, was not quite as ridiculous. At least, he treated Gaddafi in an honorable way and got him to comply with weapons demands, and then the Obama administration broke America's word to him and helped kill him. Now Libya is in worse shape than ever.


George W. Bush wasn't that smart, but he had guts! Obama is even less smart and has no guts! He's totally spineless!


Now Smutty, you know that Obama and McCain have sent out some pretty strong tweets about Putin.


Hahahaha, the professor made a joke.


Professor Winston is a senior fellow at BOCU, an imaginary university that he invented when printing out his paper B.A. and Ph.D. degrees. His main focus is history, philosophy, economics, and trying to get the undergrad bitches to sleep with him or use his tail for sex acts.

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