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Smutty's NEO GEO Losers

Mar 17, 2013 7:13 pm
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Poochy, Shin Gōketsuji Ichizoku Tōkon Matrimelee (Power Instinct Matrimelee)
What the fuck is this joker about? He comes out wearing tight shorts like a panty-waist bicyclist and has a dog mask on. If Smutty were fightin'...would be happy to make him my bitch. In pic above, looks like the old woman is punching him in the balls while the dog gives him a dog shyt attack.

Duck King, Fatal Fury
This hooded homo would be better on the backstreet boys than a classic game like Fatal Fury. I hope the Bogard boys find him in a dark alley and give him a really bloody anime-style death.

Pielle, Breakers
Just look at the pics...what is wrong with this guy? Unlike most of the NEO GEO library, this game isn't much either with its horrible ai. World of Heroes incorporated non-anime-esque, euro characters into NEO GEO well, but they had bad-asses like Rasputin, not dancing with the stars rejects.

Wang Koh-San, Art of Fighting
This piece of lard shakes his fat ass when you select him. Then he spends most of the match laying on his back, unable to get up because of his blubber and also because of the thing on his back. He definitely deserves a kick in the head or two.

Smutty is the author of the best-selling book, 100 Things To Do That Are More Fun Than Sticking Your Dick into a Cigarette Lighter. Abandoned by his mother days after hatching, he has a life goal of making the world feel his pain. He enjoys thrusting his tail into all kinds of interesting places.

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